T-Shirt Hell

PLEASE TURN ME OVER SO I DON'T CHOKE ON MY OWN VOMIT / THANKYOU Perform a tongue-jaw lift and remove foreign body ONLY IF VISUALIZED.   I'M THE TEENAGE GIRL YOU JERKED OFF IN THE CHATROOM WITH Use good judgment. There is nothing wrong with a conversation that steers away from cats, but it's best to avoid certain subjects.

SPIN MY DREIDEL (and by dreidel I mean cock, and by spin I mean suck) I had a little dreidel. I made it out of clay. But now I have a great big dreidel. Are you ready for something decidedly unkosher?.   SANTA HATES JEWISH KIDS 'Twas the night before Christmas and not a creature was stirring. But there was a cat in the blender, and he was blending.

...and they get WORSE..."Worse than Hell"

GOD IS GIVING US MORE DEAD SOLDIERS FOR CHRISTMAS And ironically, all I had asked for was my two front teeth.   I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE (ground up and in the freezer) T-Shirt Hell: The best part of waking up is seeing who's in your cup.

HELP STOP RAPE-CONSENT Remember: yes means yes, no means no, and, "nagyobb erovel evez" means pull harder in Hungarian.   I SWEAR...I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS 3 At 2, a child knows at least 200 words. A 3-year old knows between 200 and 300 words, and can actually begin to string words together in short sentences.

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